Weekend Update
| 4:00PM 5/04/2009
Imaginary transcript from NBC's "Weekend Update," Season 1, Episode 1: Announcer: From Studio 8H in Rockefeller Center, it's "Weekend Update," with Team WalletPop! [Cheers and applause] Hello, we're WalletPop, and here's tonight's top story: The New York Times reports that NBC will spin off...