The Onion

Apple's new content guidelines for app developers are a muddled mess, and the rejection of a satirical app submitted by The Onion is a perfect example of why they need to be rewritten.

Everyone's favorite satirical news source, The Onion, is coming out with a brand new book, Our Front Pages: 21 Years of Greatness, Virtue, And Moral Rectitude From America's Finest News Source, just in time for the holidays. The book shows you vintage Onion, going back to 1988, to the satirical...

Following in the footsteps of other major news publications, satirical newspaper The Onion is scaling back its hard copy operations and placing more emphasis on its internet presence. This week, the final print versions of the paper will hit the streets in San Francisco and Los Angeles, two of the...

And now for the most ridiculous item of the day:Gawker reports on an Onion staff writer who is selling a joke on eBay. What joke? You'll have to buy it to find out! The bidding is already up to $370. From the auction description:My name is John Harris, and I am a staff writer at The Onion,...