Best (and Worst)Traffic Ticket Excuses
- "Sorry Officer, but ... "
- It Was a True Story, Once ...
- The Box in the Backseat
- My Car Doesn't Go That Fast
- Talking to Myself
- Help, It's Melting!
- Faster Than a Fly
- Chasing the Guy Ahead
- I Bet You'll Give Me a Ticket
- Gotta Love a Gear Head
- The Fast and the Furious
- M&M's and a Smile
- Catch That Bus!
- New Driver's Brave Question
- When It's Got to Be There ...
- An Excuse for Southerners
- I Need a Sugar Fix, Fast!
- What's Your Best Excuse?