Stale Beefcake: '70s Hunks Have Something to Sell to Your Mom
In 1974, it wasn't hard for Henry Winkler's character, "the Fonz" to make motorcycles, leather jackets and pompadours look cool. Today, he's got a harder task: selling reverse mortgages for Quicken Loans.
With his deep voice and classic good looks, Robert Wagner was a natural heartthrob on shows like "Hart to Hart" and "It Takes a Thief." Today, that warm voice and weathered face aren't selling women on the latest line, but rather on reverse mortgages.
"Mom's in the basement, mixin' up the medicine, I'm on the pavement, tuggin' on a bra strap..." Did you ever think Mr. Tambourine Man would be selling skivvies? Better question: Do you think that this 2004 TV ad with his lined, weathered visage actually convinced anybody to go to Victoria's Secret?
From his turn as Nick Carraway in "The Great Gatsby" to his years on "I'll Fly Away," Sam Waterston has spent decades trading on his reassuring warmth and trustworthy good looks. Today, he's using them to cash in with online broker TD Ameritrade.
Whether you fell in love with Sal Tessio in "The Godfather" or lost your heart to Detective Fish on "Barney Miller," one thing's for certain: There isn't anyone hotter than Abe Vigoda. And, in 2010, the classically handsome actor, still spry at 92, used his undeniable sexual magnetism to sell America on the rejuvenating power of Snickers candy bars.