Dave Ramsey Totally Ruined This Guy's Life (and His Music)

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Not long ago, Vince was just a regular guy living a regular life until one day, his wife started "staying up late preferring the company of Dave Ramsey" to him.

Before he knew it, he found himself conforming his life to Ramsey's gospel as well. And then Vince realized he wanted to buy an acoustic guitar, but that didn't jibe with his Ramsey lifestyle -- unless he sold his guitar amp. And so he posted this hilarious classified ad to sell his amp and lament how Dave Ramsey had ruined his life.

As he says in his ad:

"You see, I could make half a million a year and still not be able to afford a $15 Hello Kitty guitar from Toys R Us, because as long as I have a mortgage, every red cent is consumed by paying off debt or 'responsible saving.' Even when considering an affordable $250 guitar, I feel like I'm stealing from my kids' clothing account (I have four daughters) [...] or the cat account (You read that right -- that excessively obese feline lays around and eats at least $30 worth of cat food per month, but my daughters cherish the fatty. He's like Dom DeLuise with cat hair). The list goes on.

"Now just to be clear, I don't blame my wife -- I actually appreciate her level head. It's just one of the things I love about her. And I get it -- we'll be better off in the long run. I'm grateful. Really. But man, I want a guitar now, ya know?"

We got in touch with Vince and asked him more about how Ramsey has affected his life.

Are you a fully-devout Dave follower, or are there specific parts of his gospel that you don't believe?

"Well, as I've stated, I'm a beginner at best to The Doctrine of Dave, as my wife is the one to have read his books and listen to his radio show. I'm a believer. But, as she's shared with me Dave's teachings, I suppose I have a few tiny issues. My main issue is that I don't view the responsible use of credit cards as a bad thing. As I pay off the balance each month, I build credit, which is something that Dave says is unnecessary -- another nugget of wisdom I call into question. But by and large, I like what Dave has to say."

We know Dave Ramsey has ruined your life. But what's the best thing to come out of all of this "ruining"?

"I suppose the best thing that's come from this is that it's given my wife and me something concrete that we can be together on regarding finances. We've largely been aligned at a principle level -- you know, avoid debt, live within your means, etc., but Dave's program and his 'baby-steps' have put action to those principles. And this action now serves as our shared financial goals. That's a good thing. Also, I consume less calories in Slurpees. My wife really likes that part."

Have you received any interesting emails from people since you posted that ad? Any fellow Dave fans contacted you to commiserate?

"Here are a few excerpts from the more interesting messages perfect strangers have sent me:
  • 'I can't buy your amp, but I'd love to mail you an old guitar I don't use. I can't play it, and as my wife also has come to the Ramsey, I feel your pain.'
  • 'While I don't need an amp, I just want to say, from one Dave Ramsey 'victim' to another, I offer you my deepest sympathies.'
  • 'Loved the ad. . . . I'm spreading the word to all my friends who haven't met the evil Mr. Ramsey. Good luck selling the amp, I wish I could buy it!'
  • 'Can my husband and I come over and share with you our debt snowball and how we are securing our future? Are evenings better for you and your wife?' (That one scared me the most.)"

So where are you at with selling the amp?

"I've sold it! My ad was shared multiple times through Facebook and someone in Orlando, Florida, bought it."

Any luck selling your fat cat?

"Please. As if. There's no way I'd ever live down selling the beloved heifer. I swear that cat enjoys more affection under my own roof than I do. And he knows it. In fact, a few days after I posted my ad, I woke one morning with difficulty breathing only to find him (and his girth) sitting square on my chest, with his hind-end positioned inches from my face. I think he knew about the ad somehow."

Any other final words of wisdom to fellow Dave-commiserators out there?

"Do everything you can to support and nurture your most treasured relationships -- and as unromantic as it may sound, having unified financial goals plays a big role in marital harmony. Go for it. Also, if you have a cat, train it from kittenhood to eat small portions."

We hear ya, Vince. So maybe Ramsey didn't ruin his life after all. But considering that more than 21,000 people (and counting) have viewed the ad, many can sympathize with his love/hate relationship. And in the end, he sold the amp, which sounds like a win-win to us.

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ehlucio

One of my favorite quotes from Dave Ramsey-If broke people are making fun of your financial plan, you're on track.

August 12 2014 at 8:04 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
GhostRider13

Your cat only eats $30 worth of cat food a month?! What kind of cheap stuff do you buy? LOL Thanks for the laugh.

July 21 2014 at 1:18 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
hotrodwrm

Dave Ramsey is a charlatan.

July 20 2014 at 11:03 PM Report abuse -1 rate up rate down Reply
GMG..

Comedy is always in season. Its mandatory in this Age of Death.

July 20 2014 at 9:32 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
endlessdrip

Dave Ramsey is a bang your own drum kind of guy. He hawks advice for free over the radio but in reality he's trying to get everyone to buy his wares. He has his daughter giving advice to other young people and he's praying of people who must be from the planet Mars. One lady called him and pleaded with him to let her buy a used car for about 3 thousand because she was afraid to spend any more of her 300,000 nest egg. When you hear this kind of B.S., you realize this show is for entertainment but he's making a killing off his religious overtones of what he says and how he goes to market with his advice. Don't get sucked in to Dave Ramsey's empire.

July 20 2014 at 2:46 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
sue1mar3

The guy is just joking. Don't take it so seriously people!

July 20 2014 at 12:04 PM Report abuse +1 rate up rate down Reply
nightstalker1724

At least we know who wears the pants in this family. Man up and stop blaming others for your problems.

July 20 2014 at 10:24 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
BILL SCOTT

Dave gives out some good advice, but much of it is just BS.

July 20 2014 at 7:43 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
jamesw34677

Dave only tells people what parants told them as kids and they did not listen Buut rember dave is worth over 500 million these day very simple so he pays cask

July 19 2014 at 4:05 PM Report abuse +5 rate up rate down Reply
dustyvictoria

This says it all, this guy is blaming Dave Ramsey for his situation please..when are people going to grow up and be responsible for there own actions, Ramsey is a radio host who gives out information on financial matters, its up to the listener to determine if the information has any value or not. Kool aid generation needs to quit being the victims and blaming everyone but themselves for whatever goes wrong in their life.

July 19 2014 at 12:59 PM Report abuse +2 rate up rate down Reply