What Mike Tyson Can Teach You About Retirement

Your retirement plan isn't very good if it can'€™t withstand a punch in the face.

Mike Tyson lands a left on Frank Bruno of Great Britain
Al Bello/Getty ImagesMike Tyson, left, lands a left on Frank Bruno during a 1996 championship fight in Las Vegas.
By Robert Berger

Conventional wisdom tells us that a reasonable withdraw rate from our retirement nest egg is 4 percent. Some experts suggest a smidge lower, while others say you can withdraw a little more. Regardless, this rule of thumb is helpful in planning for retirement. The key word there is planning.

That reminds of me of what one retiree, former undisputed heavy-weight champion of the world Mike Tyson, said about planning: "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face."

Planning is the easy part. When you're decades away from retirement, it's easy to sit in front of your computer admiring a pretty spreadsheet full of projections, hypotheticals and assumptions. In our more ambitious moments, we may even crack open a Monte Carlo simulator, which I'm convinced was designed to make us feel much smarter than we really are.

But what will we do when we get punched in the face? In retirement speak, that moment comes when we sit in front of our computer, not to admire our planning spreadsheet, but to hit the submit button to execute a transfer out of our retirement plan. Gulp.

Although I'm a number of years away from retirement, I've been giving a lot of thought to how I'll make withdrawals from my accounts during retirement. My conclusion is that the 4 percent rule, while perfectly fine for planning purposes, won't help me much when I'm in the ring with retirement.

Instead, here are three factors worth considering for those ready to start living on their retirement funds:

The 4 percent guideline. The 4 percent withdrawal rate is more of a guideline than an actual rule. During retirement, having the flexibility to vary the amount withdrawn from retirement accounts has two distinct benefits. First, it allows a retiree to adapt to changing needs. One year may require more or less capital than the next.

Second, varying the amount of withdrawals enables one to react to market conditions. When the market is overvalued, you could take out enough cash to cover expenses for several years. The extra cash could help you avoid the need to withdraw significant funds when the market inevitably declines.

Selecting the investments. Deciding how much to take from retirement accounts is just the beginning. You also have to decide which investments to sell. Part of this decision may be driven by your asset allocation plan. Withdrawals can be taken from stock and bond mutual funds and ETFs in amounts designed to maintain the allocation you've chosen during retirement.

Perhaps a more important consideration is the performance of the investments. One of the hardest things to do as an investor is to buy low and sell high. We tend to want to keep the "winners" and sell the "losers." The result is a repeating cycle of buying high and selling low. Selling investments that have outperformed the market, while keeping those that are lagging, may help your nest egg last longer.

Taxes. Taxes should always be a consideration. Withdrawals from some retirement funds, like a 401(k) or deductible IRA, are taxed as ordinary income. Distributions from a Roth IRA are tax free. And distributions from investments in a taxable account typically trigger a combination of short and long-term capital gains on a portion of the withdrawal. The key is to consider the tax consequences before deciding which accounts to tap.

Of course, required minimum distributions must be factored into the decision. Beyond the RMD, a little tax planning can go a long way. For example, distributions could be designed to keep a retiree in a certain tax bracket. If tax changes will go into effect, as they did this year with changes to the capital gains rate, withdrawals in the previous year could be designed to avoid the tax hike.

Now let me get back to my pretty spreadsheet.

Rob Berger is an attorney and founder of the popular personal finance and investing blog, doughroller.net. He is also the editor of the Dough Roller Weekly Newsletter, a free newsletter covering all aspects of personal finance and investing.

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Steve Palmer

Iron Mike is still the all time greatest!!

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September 25 2013 at 9:04 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

All very true. I started my IRA 34 years ago, at age 20, and had all kinds of spreadsheets with all kinds of different "what if" senerios for future projections, looked great. but 20 years into it, it was not panning out to these projests. Not even close to the most conservative projection. So I decided to totally change my investment approach with a plan "B" (ditch adding any more $$ to wall street and get into student rentals instead), to suppliment plan "A". Within 3 years I realized plan "B" could become plan 'A" which it has and now I am all set to retire (plus some) just off the rentals alone. Diversification may (an should) include investents not avail on Wall street. My daughter (age 29) has an Roth, a great 401k plan going, but also owns a student rental and now looking to get into owning a small part of a Surgical Center....... she understands.

September 25 2013 at 7:04 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

People have a plan for retirement until somebody bites their ear.

September 25 2013 at 4:51 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

The biggest problem with retirement is not the planning but the total disregard for planning until it is too late. Retirement planning education should be mandatory starting in elementary school and right through college and beyond. Many people just don't plan for retirement. In the US Some actually believe that Social Security will be enough to carry them through retirement. There is a great deal of information about retirement available on the web. I recently found the site Retirement And Good Living that provides information on finances, health, retirement locations, part time work and also has a great blog of guest posts about a variety of retirement topics. I never understand why more people don't at least try to educate themselves on these sites. Most are free.

September 25 2013 at 4:12 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

He can teach us how to be a woman basher. I think I will pass.

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Marie Asderian

Can he teach how not to bite the ear off of someone?

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