The Most Depressing Christmas Gift Guide of the Year

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Guns and bulletproof vests for childrenSince a ban on assault weapons won't be under the tree this Christmas, a few companies -- notably Utah-based Amendment II -- are betting that parents will take their children's safety into their own hands. Derek Williams, Amendment II's director of sales and marketing, told Fox News that sales of the company's Ballistic Backpacks have gone up 500% since last week's shootings.

Even so, the company doesn't want to be seen as profiting from the tragedy: Its website points out that these products have been available for months and weren't offered in response to Sandy Hook. Noting that "we would love to be able to provide every child in the world with our technology [but] we simply don't have the budget to do that," Amendment II promises that "we can and will donate a portion of all our sales to the families of the victims of the Sandy Hook tragedy."

Here's a look at the products being marketed to keep kids safe.



Bruce Watson is a senior features writer for DailyFinance. You can reach him by e-mail at bruce.watson@teamaol.com, or follow him on Twitter at @bruce1971.

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Daarck Knight

WE CALL 2 THE KINGDOM OF JESUS CHRIST 2 TAKE THESE PIGGGS OFF OUR EARTH and ITS PIGGGG nYC CITY

December 21 2012 at 4:32 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
GymmyKramir

129682136 IRA account at Fidelity BREEECHED

nYC is marked by beast

December 21 2012 at 7:42 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
GymmyKramir

FBI raids Fidelity and GS - in process

129682136 IRA account at Fidelity Laundered by Fidelity PIGGGGGGGGGGGGS and

JB Lucifer red plague Boehner

December 21 2012 at 7:42 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
GymmyKramir

A Christmas Dinner Sponsored by:
The Reverend JAA Friendship and Gospel Chapel
Invitees: United States EVIL MAN rEd pLague Jackals Guest appearance – Secretary of Inferior Salamanderzaar.
Thank U all invitees starting with sAtan, sez the Reverend. NRA Ernie, Tester, Simpson, Riche, Representatives from the wolve mUrderiNg Axis of EVIL states; Wyoming, Potato hEad & Montana and Alaskan Medusa MerCoWskee. Members from the dissolved SEC, GS BlankensUk Dix and NYC Financial La Cosa Nose dUsters and Traders Miguel Parnez and Gymmy Kramir R here. We boW wOw 2 Japanese eMperor hershey-mo-camphor.
reMember 2 alweasels pick Up yoUr noUrishMent with yoUr little pitch forks and bring it back to your troughs. We have pans here 4 your drooling. U can order off the menu ore take the buffet.
• tEster and the rest of OUR wolve mUrderers lean over and nURse on The eAR lObe of Salamanderzaar 2 get US signatures 2 MurDEr wolves & their PuPs. sez salamanderzaar; Oh, I think that’s OK mr. maggot tester (no one will care) so I’ll just sign off on that aNd take your piggy dAughtEr 4 a RIDE on the anell trident. Yer wife is 2 damn UGLEE.
• The special 2day is wolf pup dipped in a heavy crude from the US Gulf. In the buffet we have Medusa meRcOwskee bEluga whale seafood chunks sauteed in A MeRCoWSKEE PANTiES CroTch Pot, WiTh crude and corexit that gives only her unique SpEciAL fIsHy TaSTe.
• nRa Ernie shows everyone many ways 2 tUrn each other ON at hoMe with A gUN 4 some family entertainment and a whole lot a fun.
• Gymmy Kramir and Miguel say pass over that nRa animal & children cracker cheese platter, anD the SEC replies; sorry we r running short on those, but like always, we’ll fill your order. Here R some barbEcuE baby harp seal bisKITS and nOse dUst fresh outta MehIco and cOlumbiA.
• the rEverend deliVErs cOMpenSatIOn meals – here is your cold cHillEd daarck deep sea nautilus japaNese emperor hershey-mo-camphor and 4 NYC & GS BlankensUk Dix, A sPecial cHarCoal gRillEd yamika laced with GE, low viscosity, flamINg NYC hUdSon rIVer mUcUs.
Such a great Holiday sez sAtan aNd b sure 2 pollute the C’s and airz with poisonous noise and toxicants bcause there iz NOTHING worth saving except mY blOOd and oIL. KILL eVErything that fliEs in the aIr, mOvEs on LanD or in our C’s.
wHat U digest at this meal 2day
Iz NOT ONLY your own
buT aMEricaHs 2.
On your weigh out u can pick up a DVD of this event aNd your free anell trident with advanced pogo springs and handle barz 4 every1 2 bounce HIGH on all day and night 4 their joYous pleasures. Also, grab yerself some highly advanced anell mustard refills 4 that extra bounce.
Merry Christmas
BLUE HOUSE
BLUE NATION

December 21 2012 at 7:40 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
GymmyKramir

129682136 IRA account at Fidelity Laundered by Fidelity and ITS PIGG MM's

nYC is Marked by beast

sanDY in Tailgate party

December 21 2012 at 7:32 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
GymmyKramir

The Rev has his spoons out 4 nYC PIGGGGGGGGGGGGGS.
FBI agents storm Fidelity and GS. mOre Funde MaNagers pickEd Up and CEO’s.
THE US MARKETS = La Cosa Nostra = rEd Plague PIGGgggggggS
= CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUPTION
NYSE PIGGG is gone along with SEC PIGGGS.
Watch the spite and vindictiveness of the 1% nosEd duster GS jujubee
And sodomizing La Cosa nostra NyC PIGGG and their PIGG children
TOMORROW
nYC PIGG neeDs moRe nOse dUst 4 His wHite cHristmas with
Fidelity MM VERMON. U R being Watched bY sharEholder Foundation
dEtectives, bRokerage PIGGGS and reD pLague PIGG NyC MM’s at FideliTy.
PIGgS cut out MiddleClass – MEMBERS ONLY
nYC = jaPan = sAtans PIGGGGGGGGGGGGGS = END tIMe 4 tHem
gOOd Bye nYC fInancial NAZI’s
nO cOff INNs 4 U

BLUE HOUSE
BLUE NATION

December 21 2012 at 7:31 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
GymmyKramir

Hi,
mY nAme IZ mILLie MadOFF.
I am a bRoker at FidelIty and I am a
wHistle bLOwer. I am A PIGG and I understand that I elect 2 give up my PIGG children 2 sAtan
bCause I sit and watch NYSE aND MM pIGGS
launder Middle aMerica. eQuities R NOT FREE 2 mOve
but mOve ONLY
in2 tHe La Cosa NosTrA PIGGGGGGGGY bAnk.
wE can Take The ROAD in ANY direcTION we want and At any tiMe.
yEs. wE have Control Of Your TV.
MeMBERS owNlee.

Daarck Knight brands the nYc fInanciaL Penis with a swastika just above sATaNs wEdDing band.
aMerica killed U at the top of the hills of NoRmandy nyC fInancial PIGGGGGGGGGGGGG
SieGhIle! SiEGhIle! Sieghile!

December 21 2012 at 7:30 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
GymmyKramir

dAnger Will Robinson dAnger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1000 Years of JOY 1000 Years of JOY
“This is tHe EmerGency Broad CasT System” bringing U the most Horrific Events 4 man Kind that wiLL exIst upoN the vanishing of NyC and jApan. Watch them vaNish witH pOpCorn on sAtan TV.
EVIL MAN
WHITE CHRISTMAS paRking loT 4 nYC and the same 4 jaPan but uNder the C
iT is EVIL Man and the contribution frum the nYC ******* fInancial La Cosa Nostra PIGGs that is rEsponsiBle 4 20 Murdered children and sATan Tightens his Wedding Band on the nYC penis and Selects 3,000,000 +333 of his pIGGS and their PIGG children 4 hIZ ColleCTion.
BEWARE nYC ******** PIGG BEWARE. LEAVE NYC NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
sAtan prepares his bull dOzers and lOts of nOse Dust and anell tridents 4 his followers 2 boUNce on thru nEGative iNfinity. Christ lEft the nYC nosE dstIng sodomizing PIGGGS lONG ago and NOW a NEW tail Gate parTY “like NO other” is formed behind SANDY.
E-Trade = Wells Fargo = Fidelity = BP = NRA = GS jujubee = reD plague = EVIL Man.
GS jujubees Receive millions of Koranies 4 them and their PIGGGGGGGGs 4 children 2 recite in sAtans Christmas Parade.
THRU ETERNITY
Here R the trades FBI.
Coming ouT of the GS mule Fidelity –
Exact Time and date shown.
These R shareds shorted by Goldman and Fidelity takes a cut as Broker 4 sAtan.
SPY, DIA and QLD shares shorted (naked) – The SEC PIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS know 2.
Status Filled at $145.47
Symbol SPY

Description SPDR S&P 500 ETF TRUST UNIT SER 1 S&P
Action Short
Quantity 30,000,000 Shares
Route FDLM
Order Type Market
Time in Force Day
Conditions None
Trade Type Cash
Market Session Standard
Order Date 12/19/2012, 09:31:11 AM ET











Filled at $57.09
Symbol QLD

Description PROSHARES ULTRA QQQ PROSHARES
Action Short
Quantity 60,000,000 Shares
Route FDLM
Order Type Market
Time in Force Day
Conditions None
Trade Type Cash
Market Session Standard
Order Date 12/19/2012, 09:33:34 AM ET


Filled at $133.6184
Symbol DIA

Description SPDR DOW JONES INDL AVERAGE ETF TR UNIT SER 1
Action Short
Quantity 30,000,000 Shares
Route FDLM
Order Type Market
Time in Force Day
Conditions None
Trade Type Cash
Market Session Standard
Order Date 12/19/2012, 09:31:30 AM ET

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December 21 2012 at 7:13 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
GymmyKramir

FBI and SWAT agents swarms Fidelity and GS 12/20/2012.

129682136 IRA account at Fidelity has had $200,000 laundered form their portfolio over 10 years. The data exists and it has been confirmed. Fidelity conspires with their red plague MM’s 2 launder America.
And If this is only 1 Middle Income Portfolio America, that means EVERYONES hard working earnings have been LOOTED.
THOU SHALL NOT STEAL nYC fInancial PIGGS And Fidelity.
After sATan takes 20 bcause of your contribution 2 EVIL man nyC NAZI PIGG,
His Legion NOW tAkes YOUR PIGGS 4
CHILDREN
3,000,000 +333
BEWARE BEWARE DANGER DANGER

December 21 2012 at 7:13 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Erika Garver

uptil I saw the paycheck which had said $8908, I have faith ...that...my brother woz like they say actualie bringing home money in their spare time on their computer.. there moms best frend had bean doing this 4 only 17 months and resently took care of the debts on their appartment and got a new Mercedes. I went here...GoogleProject3.MEL7.Com

December 20 2012 at 7:18 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply