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The Weirdest Things Your Taxes Pay For
by Bruce Watson Dec 17th 2012 12:08PM

For fiscal hawks looking into ways to humiliate the government, there's never a lack of examples to show Washington's wastefulness. In October, Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) released Wastebook 2012, a look at over $18 billion in projects that are bizarre, and often hard to justify.
Admittedly, $18 billion is just a drop in the vast sea of federal expenditures. For example, it's just over 2% of the defense budget, or 9% of the yearly cost of the Bush tax cuts. Still, it's hard to ignore over $1 million dollars spent on video game development or the hundreds of thousands put into creating a robotic rodent. If you're looking for a quick laugh -- or a little bit of righteous outrage -- take a peek at our gallery of weird government expenditures.
- <p> Forget Mario Brothers or World of Warcraft: Using a <a href="http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/04/30/thoreaus-walden-the-video-game/" target="_blank">$40,000 grant</a> from the National Endowment from the Arts, academics at the University of Southern California developed an interactive game based on Henry David Thoreau's <em>Walden</em>.</p>
- <p> </p> <p> One of the most famous federally-funded boondoggles, San Diego State University's "<a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/taxpayer-funded-robo-squirrel-makes-senators-2012-wastebook/story?id=17501522#.UImaZVRaKvM" target="_blank">Robo-Squirrel</a>" was a $325,000 robotic rodent created to study rattlesnakes.</p> <p> </p> <p> Photo <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=H0hyursVxG0" target="_blank">YouTube.com</a></p>
- <p> When it comes to wasting money, it's hard to beat minting pennies: Every penny costs 2.4 cents to make. this year, the federal government will spend $120 million to make 50 million pennies -- a loss of $70 million.</p>
- <p> When it comes to video games, the Nation Endowment of the Arts isn't the only government organization spending money. <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/capitalbusiness/from-angry-birds-to-multi-player-video-games-nasa-ramps-up-investment-in-educational-technology/2012/08/31/c3d9d35c-c46c-11e1-916d-a4bc61efcad8_story.html" target="_blank">NASA spent $1.5 million</a> to develop <em>StarLight</em>, a massive, multiplayer game that simulates a trip to Mars.</p> <p> </p> <p> Photo: <a href="http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=539151356098534&set=pb.135524233127917.-2207520000.1351624936&type=3&theater" target="_blank">Starlite Facebook</a></p>
- <p> When it comes to government money, huge, highly profitable companies aren't embarrassed to get in line for their share. The Department of Agriculture and the Department of Commerce <a href="http://thedailynewsonline.com/news/article_d11e167e-1e60-11e2-9021-001a4bcf887a.html" target="_blank">spent $1.3 million</a> to upgrade the infrastructure at a New York industrial park, in return for which PepsiCo agreed to build a Greek yogurt factory there.</p>
- <p> The government occasionally gets into show business: The State Department's "<a href="http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2011-12-30/news/30572993_1_indian-american-religious-tolerance-rajiv-satyal" target="_blank">Make Chai, Not War</a>" comedy tour, was a seven-city engagement across India that cost $100,000. It featured three Indian-American comedians poking fun at their lives in America.</p>
- <p> Never mind potatoes and wine: Idaho is moving into super-premium food...with the help of the Federal government. In 2012, the USDA spent $300,000 to promote the <a href="http://washingtonexaminer.com/thousands-to-promote-caviar-and-other-government-expenditures/article/2510924#.UImgjFRaKvM" target="_blank">Idaho caviar industry</a>.</p>
- <p> For anyone who has ever been annoyed by the swarms of little insects flying around their bananas, there's a bright spot on the horizon: The <a href="http://moneymorning.com/2012/10/23/this-years-most-outrageous-examples-of-wasteful-government-spending/" target="_blank">National Institutes of Health</a> spent $939,771 to study the sex lives of fruit flies.</p>
- <p> Ever had a toilet talk back to you? The Michigan State Police, using $10,000 in Department of Transportation funds, bought 400 "<a href="http://www.wizmark.com/" target="_blank">Wizmarks</a>," talking urinal cakes that exhorted users to "Call a sober friend or cab" if they were too drunk to drive home. It also pointed out that they should remember to wash their hands.</p>
- <p> Using $30,000 from the National Science Foundation, researchers from the University of Washington and Cornell University determined that students speed reading faces were about 60% accurate in determining the sexual orientation of the person pictured.</p>
- <p> With the help of Sen. Kristin Gillibrand (D-N.Y.), North Fork potato chips -- a snack company based in Suffolk County, New York -- qualified for a $49,990 marketing grant from the USDA.</p>
- <p> America is at least a few decades away from sending a manned mission to Mars, but NASA is already working on the food the astronauts will eat on the trip. The space agency spends roughly $1 million annually to help develop a <a href="http://bigstory.ap.org/article/nasa-builds-menu-planned-mars-mission-2030s" target="_blank">Mars menu</a> -- including Martian pizza!</p>
- <p> Ever wondered why it's so hard to sink a golf putt? The National Science Foundation did, too: the government organization spent $350,000 to help researchers at <a href="http://www.purdue.edu/newsroom/research/2012/120403WittGolf.html" target="_blank">Purdue University</a> figure out the psychology of golf players.</p>
- <p> As part of a $1.2 million study to determine the effect of video game playing on the elderly, the National Science Foundation discovered that playing <a href="http://nsf.gov/awardsearch/showAward.do?AwardNumber=0904855" target="_blank">World of Warcraft</a> can help some older people improve their scores on cognitive tests. In other words, killing imaginary monsters can help grandma and grandpa keep the real-life threat of cognitive loss at bay.</p>
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