Retirement

Why Retirement Is Like Winning the Lottery

Powerball winners
By Tom Sightings

Last week, two lucky ticketholders -- one from Missouri and one from Arizona -- found out they won a huge Powerball lottery. The payout was advertised at $587.5 million. The family from Missouri had their picture splashed across the media, holding a big check for their half of the proceeds, or $293.75 million.

Of course, the lottery is just a fantasy for most people, certainly for the many millions of other players who lost last week. But even for the winners, the check for $293.75 million is not real. Those winners will never see anything close to $293.75 million. Instead, they'll likely opt to receive an annual payment consisting of just a small fraction of that amount, doled out over a period of 30 years. Or, if they really want the money now, the "cash option" is discounted by more than $100 million-and even after that, the government takes out more in income taxes.

It's still a lot of money. So how is winning the lottery like collecting the proverbial gold watch?

You're kind of lucky. The odds of winning last week's Powerball lottery were 1 in 175 million. That's less than the odds of drawing a straight flush in poker twice in a row. But in this day and age, you're also kind of lucky if you can afford to retire. The percentage of American workers in the private sector who enjoy a defined-benefit retirement plan has declined from about 40 percent in the 1970s to 20 percent today. The rest of us who are not so lucky are left to our own devices.

You gotta be in it to win it. If you don't buy a lottery ticket, the odds of winning are zero. Buy a few tickets and your chances are slightly better. At least in one respect, the same goes for retirement. If you don't play, the odds of a comfortable retirement are zero. To enjoy a winning retirement you need to buy some tickets in the form of contributions to your 401(k) plan, your IRA account, or one of the other retirement options sanctioned by the U.S. government.

You suddenly have a lot of money. The day you cash in your lottery ticket, you qualify for the 1 percent. The day you retire you also take responsibility for a substantial sum of money. It's not $293 million. But it could amount to $1 million, which is what many experts recommend you accumulate before you leave your job. The majority of that money is likely invested in one or more retirement accounts. But now you realize, this is not just a bunch of numbers that have been slowly accumulating over the years. It's real money. It really belongs to you, and it's all you have to live on.

You're on your own. Now you've got the money. But what do you do with it? The stories are legion about lottery winners who go broke buying houses, cars, and vacations. One West Virginia man won $315 million, and a decade later blamed the lottery for his divorce, his daughter's drug addiction, several lawsuits, and an absence of any real friends.

Most retirees don't have problems that dramatic. But like lottery winners, if they're going to live successfully for the next 20 or 30 years, they have to be reasonable, disciplined, and careful not to squander their savings on ill-conceived pipe dreams. Retirees, like all people who come into a lump sum, need to develop a financial plan, either on their own or with the help of a trusted adviser, then stick to the plan so it works over an extended period of time.

You can't forget the taxes. Like the lottery winners who think they have a check for $293.75 million, but really have a lot less, retirees might think they have access to all that money in their retirement plan. But a regular IRA is subject to income tax, as are other retirement plans that accumulate pre-tax money. Even Social Security benefits are subject to federal income tax under certain circumstances, and some states tax retirement benefits as well.

You have to adapt to a new lifestyle. Lottery winners typically quit their job, move to a nicer neighborhood, and realize they suddenly have a lot of new "best friends." Retirees also must adapt to a new life without a job, possibly in a new neighborhood where they have to make new friends, and work to keep up relationships with family and old friends.

The new retiree has a lot in common with a lottery winner. But there is at least one major difference. If you buy a lottery ticket, you have a miniscule chance of winning. If you contribute to your retirement account, you're bound to win.

Tom Sightings is a former publishing executive who was eased into early retirement in his mid-50s. He lives in the New York area and blogs at Sightings at 60, where he covers health, finance, retirement, and other concerns of baby boomers who realize that somehow they have grown up.

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MR NUSSBAUM

Saving money is one of the most important things to do. If you put 20 dollars a week in your sock drawer you would have over a 1000 dollars in cash at the end of the year. The same idea applies to saving for retirement by putting any amount of money you can away.....it adds up over time. How can you do that ? Live beneath your means if possible. Dont eat out instead cook healthy food at home, dont waste your money on gifts at the holiday (give something inexpensive it is the thought that counts), keep your car for as long as possible, put 20 in your sock drawer every week etc. ....you will be surprised how much you can save if you make it a priority Stop looking to the company you work for or the government to save you. Only you can save yourself..

December 09 2012 at 6:33 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
tommyc43

Do you live in the twilight zone?

December 08 2012 at 11:48 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
papadon.don

yes indeed....taxes in retirement can be substantial. The frickin government has no concern for you at all...so it's up to YOU to beat this leech at it's own game. You MUST save in all four retirement categories: (1) personal investments where only the earnings are taxable (2) Roth IRA, whch is NEVER taxable (3) company-sponsored 401k, which although taxable, has good growth because of your company's matching portion (4) individual IRA, which although taxable, may provide tax savings on your yearly tax retuns.
The sad reality is that your SocSec monthly benefits can be taxed up to a staggering 85%...IF... you're not careful how you draw down your retirements funds. Do some research... beat the insidious tax man at retirement.

December 08 2012 at 7:56 PM Report abuse +1 rate up rate down Reply
kafienkarl

Wall Street and Hedge Funds did it!

December 08 2012 at 6:44 PM Report abuse -1 rate up rate down Reply
orlbells

Bush did it

December 08 2012 at 6:23 PM Report abuse -1 rate up rate down Reply
yearsocrapleft

THE TERRORIST MUSLIM CLOWN DROVE OUR ECONOMY N HOUSING MARKETS N RETIREMENT PLANS IN THE TOILET ,SO DON'T WORRY BOUT RETIREMENT THERE WILL BE NONE TODAY ,LAST 4 YEARS OF RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT ,N IT WILL BE RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS . !

December 08 2012 at 7:52 AM Report abuse -1 rate up rate down Reply
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soccerus

such misguided hatred, but hey, it's gotta be somebody elses fault

December 08 2012 at 10:31 AM Report abuse +1 rate up rate down Reply
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freethedems2012

Obama loves to blame Bush.

December 08 2012 at 9:54 PM Report abuse +1 rate up rate down
icantgetnosatisfaction

Obama hates America, why do you think he salutes the American flag with his hands over his junk ?

December 09 2012 at 6:25 AM Report abuse -1 rate up rate down
Kristi Zellmer

til I saw the paycheck that said $5599, I didnt believe that...my... neighbours mother woz realie bringing home money part time on their apple laptop.. there sisters roommate had bean doing this for only fourteen months and by now paid the debts on their condo and purchased a great new Mercedes. this is where I went..http://al.ly/lOw

December 07 2012 at 7:59 PM Report abuse -4 rate up rate down Reply
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corrnurse

Take a course in spelling.

December 08 2012 at 2:04 PM Report abuse +2 rate up rate down Reply
Matt

The government wants prices to rise, and wants to give everyone jobs! And its doing fantastic work in making sure that people have to work more! Thanks Fed!

"What's the Fed?"
- almost every American, including our politicians and policy makers.

Shame on everyone in America for following and voting for a Keynesian economic paradigm. We deserve what's coming. We're gonna work until we're in the grave. Obama promised jobs, well we'll have 'em, don't worry. And no, Romney wouldn't have fixed anything.

December 07 2012 at 4:06 PM Report abuse +4 rate up rate down Reply
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yearsocrapleft

YOUR BEST BET WILL BE SIGNING UP FOR WELFARE , SECTION 8 N FOOD STAMPS , LIKE ALL THE BLACKS ,RICANS N ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS THAT ARE ON IT ROBBING THE COUNTRY FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS . !~~IT WAS RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT FOR THE LAST 4 YEARS N THERE IS NO "HOPE"" N NOTHING WILL "CHANGE"" IT WILL ONLY GET WORSE FROM HERE . !

December 08 2012 at 7:57 AM Report abuse +1 rate up rate down Reply
bdonate764

The things that count most are not bought with $$$....health and domestic tranquility.

December 07 2012 at 3:19 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Herbert

I am happy with what i have, a lovely Wife, two great kids, all are healthy, happy and wonderful People. All the Money in this World can go to soembody else, I sure don't need it !!!!!!!

December 07 2012 at 2:20 PM Report abuse +3 rate up rate down Reply