Condom maker breaks down penis size by state, city

If the Wild West is the home of manly men, you wouldn't know it by the penis size study just released by Condomania. Men in Utah and Wyoming apparently caught the short end of the stick. In contrast, residents of New Hampshire, Oregon and New York must be bursting with pride at finishing at the top of this list.



Condomania began marketing TheyFit condoms six years ago, a set of 76 varied sizes to provide a perfect fit. The data pool for this study has swelled to more than 27,000 men, enough to draw some tentative conclusions. The tumescent curve runs from 3" to 10", falling into a Bell normal curve with half between 5" and 6". This conforms with previous studies, including the Kinsey Report.

Broken down by city, the list of the most well-endowed citizens is topped by:

1. New Orleans
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus
15. Boston
16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

How about your state? Here are the results, again, in descending order
    50 States Ordered by Penis Size
  1. New Hampshire
  2. Oregon
  3. New York
  4. Indiana
  5. Arizona
  6. Hawaii
  7. Louisiana
  8. Massachusetts
  9. Alabama
  10. Washington
  11. New Mexico
  12. California
  13. Arkansas
  14. Nevada
  15. Virginia
  16. Tennessee
  17. Illinois
  18. Oklahoma
  19. South Dakota
  20. Georgia
  21. Pennsylvania
  22. Mississippi
  23. Michigan
  24. Florida
  25. Rhode Island
  26. Kansas
  27. Maryland
  28. Minnesota
  29. Vermont
  30. Connecticut
  31. Wisconsin
  32. New Jersey
  33. North Dakota
  34. Idaho
  35. Texas
  36. Missouri
  37. Montana
  38. Ohio
  39. Nebraska
  40. Colorado
  41. Maine
  42. North Carolina
  43. Delaware
  44. South Carolina
  45. Kentucky
  46. West Virginia
  47. Alaska
  48. Iowa
  49. Utah
  50. Wyoming

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biggerintexas123

I call BS - everything is bigger in texas.

August 29 2012 at 9:14 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
biggerintexas123

I call bs - everything is bigger in texas.

August 29 2012 at 9:08 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jin

lol bullshit, condoms don't prove anything. Because i can't tell you how many times ive come across boys (especially in metropolitan areas like New York) who will buy magnum sized condoms when they don't even them. A lot of Americans metro boys are really showoffs, they wouldn't be caught dead buying small sized condoms

August 06 2012 at 9:00 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Teresa Jeanette

Ya'll didn't think girls lived in Louisiana for the weather, did you? ;)

June 21 2012 at 11:28 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
neobettie

So much for everything being Bigger in Texas.

June 19 2012 at 4:31 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
wishinghand

If the average of 3 and 10 is 13 divided by two equals 6.5, wouldn't the bell curve fall between 6 and 7?

December 12 2011 at 4:16 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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imxwhite

No, genius. You're thinking too hard on this one. The max and min have nothing to do with the bell curve unless you only had two subjects and they were 3 and 10 respectfully. They are saying that the study shows a bell curve with the average falling between 5 and 6.

June 19 2012 at 4:45 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
joel5160

HaHa Wyoming and Utah!

November 11 2011 at 8:10 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply