Jersey Shore SnookiRachael Ray gave the ladies of MTV's "Jersey Shore" a much-needed makeunder the other day.

But it seems Forever 21 is betting that the bare and ballsy stylings of J Woww, Snooki and Sammi are about to catch fire. (As a trend, I mean, not literally -- although now that I think about the materials involved, that is a potential concern.)

First of all, there's this corset top, which looks just like the boudoir-friendly top Snooki got heckled for wearing at the club. If you'd like to risk similar humiliation or a wardrobe malfunction, you can pick up this little number for $14.80.

Then there's these Sammi-tastic short shorts -- which, at $19.80, get points for actually being priced in realistic proportion to the amount of denim needed to make them. There -- I managed to say something nice about them.

Last but not least: did you fall in love with J Woww's sassy, I-just-got-attacked-by-a-panther shredded shirts? So did the designers at Forever. This tank features a slashed-out back Jenni would love.

Then there's this tunic, which has a ripped-up front, but also white lining underneath so that no skin actually shows. As shore styles go, it's downright demure, which means it's not going to sell -- especially since it covers up that hard-earned tan.

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