This deserves a Gossip Girl O.M.G.

Binder Park Zoo in Battle Creek, Michigan is offering a sweethearts special for Valentine's Day. For $50 you can spend the afternoon touring private sections of the zoo and learning about the various mating rituals of giraffes, snow leopards, zebras, primates, reptiles, and other members of the animal kingdom (except for humans, but no doubt comparisons will be made).

The guided tour includes champagne, hors d'oeuvres, and lots of opportunity for self-reflection. The educational Zoorotica program is already sold out, but there is a waiting list and you must be 21 or over.

If you can't make it to Battle Creek, animal lovers, then check out some animal love courtesy of this YouTube video. Warning: if you're a rhinoceros, then this is x-rated:


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