Tuesday is shaping up to be the biggest election in my lifetime and no matter who you plan to vote for there are plenty of freebies being handed out. National companies like Starbucks and Ben & Jerry's handing out free coffee and ice cream on Tuesday, but only one business is giving away a freebie with as much potential for change as the current election.
New Look Laser Tattoo Removal in Texas is giving any voter who brings in proof of voting, or swears on their bad ink, a free consultation and one tattoo removal treatment. This is a great deal, but just like a win on Election Day is only the first step for the next president, the free session is just the beginning. A full tattoo removal will take several visits and can cost upwards of $100 per session depending on the age, size and type of tattoo.
New Looks' November 4th free tattoo removal is the most valuable Election Day freebie yet, but there is another service that is needed even more post election; bumper sticker removal. Bumper stickers are relatively easy to remove, but lately they seem to be as permanent as ink. I still can't drive around town without seeing bumper stickers urging me to vote for John Kerry. I'd love to see a car dealer or auto parts store to step in and offer voters a quick removal of the constant reminder that their candidate lost, if only so I don't lose my sanity.
Free tattoo removal on election day!