More names for Sarah Palin's consideration

Last week I watched Sarah Palin struggling to find names and professions that had the same traction as Joe the Plumber. In the spirit of helpfulness, I offer these candidates:

1. Paradise, the prostitute
2. Klinton, the crack dealer
3. Wendell, the wife-beater
4. Uberdingle, the rapper
5. Miss Daunonyanees, the Dominatrix
6. Karl, the Marxist
7. Dagwood, the office grunt
8. Stan, the DMV clerk
9. Lynndie, the torturer
10. Michael, the documentary maker

I'd pay to watch the look on Michael Moore's face if she used the last one!

On a more serious note, I found this analysis of the upcoming election consistent with my view of past elections.

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