12-Cup Toastmaster Coffee Maker: $9.97 with free shipping

If you're in the market for a new coffee makers without the bells and whistles, this is a good one: $9.97 with free shipping, discounted from $19.97 at P.C. Richard & Son.

The limited details available on the site: the coffeemaker is white, has a removable filter holder, weighs 4 pounds, and has a water window with cup levels.

If you're stupid, you can buy a 2-year warranty for $15.