Despair: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
Failure: When your best just isn't good enough.
The designs so closely mimic the irony-free version (such as those offered by the likes of Successories--seriously--not a parody), it could take weeks before the boss notices that the caption beneath the pretentiously typeset word, "TRADITION" reads, "Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid."
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