The new "I'd rather go naked than wear fur," campaign by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals featuring Eva Mendes in the buff has captured a great deal of attention for its cause. Since the ad trade is very lemming-like, I wouldn't be surprised to see other causes glom onto the idea, until we're hip-deep in celebrity skin. Some that I envisioned include-

  • Bill Gates- I'd rather go naked than go Apple
  • John Goodman - I'd rather go naked than go beerless
  • Donald Trump- I'd rather go naked than go bald
  • Pervez Musharraf- I'd rather go naked than go democratic
  • Todd Rundgren- I'd rather go naked than go unarmed
  • Lindsay Lohan- I'd rather go naked than go sober
  • Dennis Kucinich- I'd rather go naked than go off in another space ship
  • Joan Rivers- I'd rather go naked than go wrinkled
  • Pat Robertson- I'd rather go naked than go open-minded
  • George Bush- I'd rather go naked because I am the disrober
  • Paris Hilton- I'd rather go naked than about anything

Who would you rather see go naked, and for what cause?


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